Tim Stevens is a freelance writer and Critics Choice Association Member who grew up in the home of the World’s Smallest Natural Waterfall and now dwells in the Silk City with his wife, two children, a dog, and something unearthly that slumbers in the basement. You can find his writing anywhere from The Spool to CC Magazine to Marvel.com and his “expert” opinions quoted in publications as varied as The Atlantic, Seasons Magazine, and Scary Mommy. He’s also sometimes on Great Day Connecticut on WFSB talking pop culture. And yes, he is listing all this to try and impress you. Did it work?